Twilight and the obsession!!

Never mind good verses evil, there is a new much more interesting battle being held.

TWILIGHT VERSES HARRY POTTER!!!

A 107 year old vampire vs a teenage wizard? Doesn't seem like much of a contest does it? But i tell you picking a side is hard!
In fact i just give up, I LOVE BOTH HARRY POTTER AND EDWARD CULLEN!

Yes this makes me sound like a delusional teenage girl lost in my own head, but hey news for you, I AM a delusional teenage girl lost in my own head. It's fun!

I think both these book series are amazing, and am moderately....OK severely obsessed with both series and anyone who tries to make me pick a side is going to lose their head.

Though i do draw the line at actually falling in love with fictional characters, can i clarify that i love Edward Cullen and Harry Potter AS characters not as potential future husbands (that's just so wrong)(as is middle aged women asking 17 year old actors to sign there 'team Jacob' panties *shudder*)

There will always be books that thousands of people love and adore (look at pride and prejudice for one example) and honestly is fabulous!!

The fans are just nuts, its hilarious as are some discussion boards on fan sites , here's one of my faves from facebook, is seriously hilarious

http://www.facebook.com/topic.php?uid=2229035547&topic=5004#topic_top

As for everything else going on in my life non book related, well it will just have to wait because unlike the vampires I need to eat!

Bye!!

Tis the season to be Jolly (Busy)

Yes folks the Christmas season has been and gone! All that kerfuffle and then suddenly here we are back to the cold grey normalcy of a British January.

Christmas comes but once a year. Thank God for that! Relatives descend from on high with varying degrees decrepitude and insanity or just sheer embarrassment. And then the youngsters appear from behind mummy's skirts, all cute and cuddly one minute happy to be cooed over. The next minute they seem to have been main lining cola!

Note to all parents: Teenagers do not automatically = free baby sitter!!!

Seriously what makes you think I (who happens to be hiding behind am sizable amount of festive chocolate) have any chance of stopping your dearly beloved sproglets from bouncing on the ceiling and causing chaos?

I do not have a magical stick that i can poke your kids with to make them behave, nor do i have a drug like aura that makes them go to sleep.

What i do have is a fairly sizable mallet which I am more than happy to chastise said hyperactive kiddies with until they reach unconsciousness

so please if you want your children safe this Christmas, either
A) keep them away from all forms of caffeine or sugar
B) keep them away from me (I love them dearly but 24 hours a day for over a week is too much!)
or the safest option
C) all of the above

Love you all

Rachael xxxxxx

P.s please note no children were harmed in the writing of this blog
P.P.s please notify me when the adults surface from there alchol induced comas brought on by new years
P.P.P.s when all family have finally returned to whatever corner they crawled from can friends please spring back to normal teenager mode and become a slave to msn as radio silence is darn annoying

Thank you

Merry Christmas

Happy Hanukkah

and er Bah humbug to all you Atheists!!