Yes folks the Christmas season has been and gone! All that kerfuffle and then suddenly here we are back to the cold grey normalcy of a British January.
Christmas comes but once a year. Thank God for that! Relatives descend from on high with varying degrees decrepitude and insanity or just sheer embarrassment. And then the youngsters appear from behind mummy's skirts, all cute and cuddly one minute happy to be cooed over. The next minute they seem to have been main lining cola!
Note to all parents: Teenagers do not automatically = free baby sitter!!!
Seriously what makes you think I (who happens to be hiding behind am sizable amount of festive chocolate) have any chance of stopping your dearly beloved sproglets from bouncing on the ceiling and causing chaos?
I do not have a magical stick that i can poke your kids with to make them behave, nor do i have a drug like aura that makes them go to sleep.
What i do have is a fairly sizable mallet which I am more than happy to chastise said hyperactive kiddies with until they reach unconsciousness
so please if you want your children safe this Christmas, either
A) keep them away from all forms of caffeine or sugar
B) keep them away from me (I love them dearly but 24 hours a day for over a week is too much!)
or the safest option
C) all of the above
Love you all
Rachael xxxxxx
P.s please note no children were harmed in the writing of this blog
P.P.s please notify me when the adults surface from there alchol induced comas brought on by new years
P.P.P.s when all family have finally returned to whatever corner they crawled from can friends please spring back to normal teenager mode and become a slave to msn as radio silence is darn annoying
Thank you
Merry Christmas
Happy Hanukkah
and er Bah humbug to all you Atheists!!
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