Yet again Halloween has rolled around and am about to spend an entire night fending off small children begging for sweets.
My only chance of escaping these miniature hellions is to barricade the front door, close the curtains and pretend to not exist. Fun fun fun i can tell you. Thankfully our house has yet to be egged (though this could be the year) but that doesn't stop me fantasising about hanging out the upstairs window with a sniper riffle picking them off one by one.
Not that am a child killer mind you...but is awfully tempting lol !
(yes I am strange)
And then if the children aren't behaving badly the adults certainly are. But then maybe i am just bitter as didn't get an invite to any party's (sob sob poor me)
Ahh well think I'm going to go find (and eat) the stacks of haribo mother has put aside for said miniature hellions
too da loo!
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